Kitty Haute Couture!
(Princess becomes a model)
"I am a high fashun model now!
Let me tell yoo awl abowt it!"
I haz alwaze lurved high fashion...
Heer I am in my favrit hat!
and my favrit sweater!
and my favrit diamond necklace...
(akshully, it's a Swarovski crystal cat collar)!
An' now dat I am so famus,
I haf had to go owt on da street in disgize!!
Udderwize, kittehs ar buggin' me fur my pawtograf!!
But...lets me tell yoo how it all began.
Dis is me just a few short munths ago...
August, 2009: "Dis t-shirt, I jus lownge in whin itz so hot!
Dunt tell enybody,
but itz a doggie shirt
I fowned on da innernets!
(Itz purrty hard to fynd kyoot, good-fitting, well mayd kloze fur kitties!)"
My "fashiun faux pas":
(as one uv my furiends put it!)
Heer yoo will see my furst attimpt to fynd nise kloze...FAILED!!!
Az yoo kan planely see diz dress (a doggie dress) duz not fit me well!
Plus it looks lyke itz on BACKWERDS!!!
Kitty kats are jus as fashiun konshus az eny doggie!
WHARE kan we fynds beyootiful deziner klose, mayd just fur us kitties?
"And fur not too awful mennee toonas?", you add?
well, SURPRISE!!!
I haf jus fowned a wonderfur KITTY kloze dezinur on da innernets!
Da deziner told Meowmie how to take my mezzurmints
(around my neck an tummy, and frum neckline to tail!)
Heer I am gettin my mezzurmints tayken!
Az yoo know I am a tall, slim kitty, an whut mite fit anuther kitty,
wuddint be
da purrfect size fur me!
Heer iz an exampul. My big brofur, kurrintlee sleeping on hiz nose.
See! Allz us kittiez kum in diffrent shaypes an sizes!!
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I am anxushly awayting
fur my noo klose, fitted to
MY GIRLISH FELINE FIGYOOR!!
So heer I sitz. Wayting...and wayting...and wayting...
"Has da mail kum yet???"
Well, mite az well prop my feets up
an' tayke a liddel cat nap while I'm wayting....
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"Oh Yay! Sum uv my kloze arrivd!
Let me see!"
My noo Cotton Candy dress, made jus fur me!!
Dis dress haz pink hartz and silver glitterz! I lurve it!!
Pauline, my dezigner, says, "This Little Dress
is in the Most Yummy Shade of Pink,
Reminds me of Cotton Candy.....
Many Hearts Edged in Silver
and
Gives a Party Look!"
...and heer I am in da finishd ad!
Dis next little dress iz a partee dress and is cawled "Butterflies"!
Whew!! Dis modeling iz hard werk!!! Must lie down for a minnit!!
Diz beyootiful dress iz cawled "Kitty Kat Glam Dress"!
And heerz anuffer version...
a gown fur furmal parteez!
It gotz lotsa BLING!
Whew! After a long day of foto sessions,
I'll lownge in my cozy satin robe!
Hello? Room serviss? Yes, I'd lyke sum caviar...
and catnip champagne pleeze...
Oh, and fur dessert...sum mice cream!
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BOO!!!
Did I skeer yoo?
Yay! Itz time fur da Fall Fashions!! Diz iz my HALLOWEEN dress!!
And our deziner evun kan mayk klose in size "Husky"!! Lookit Pookie!
Akshully, he'z kinda kyoot!!!
Pookie haz decided he likes modeling.
But, he says he will only model MANLY things.
He thinks sports is VARY MANLY. What do you think?
Of course, trucks, steem-shovuls, and the like are vary manly...
And...EEEEKK!!!! Spidurs and Bugs are VARY MANLY!!!
Lookit diz kyoot Halloween dress!!
I am POISON!! Tee-hee!
Here iz Pookie dressed up fur a black-tie party!
And heer iz my fancy dress to go with him!
Meowmie sez I am purrty az a princess in diz dress...
Silly Meowmie! Of course, bekoz I AM a princess!!
And heer iz my vary own Princess dress mayd just fur me!
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Do yoo lyke my noo dress fur da Holidays?
I lurve it bekoz itz so sparkly!!
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I wud lyke yoo to meet "Fake Princess"
(she was a gift to meowmie from last Christmas).
I shure am glad Fake Princess is too big for myne clothes,
bekoz Fake Princess would be borrowing myne clothes all the time!
But myne bandana fits Fake Princess!
And allso, I gotzed an erly Christmas present from Auntie Sweeney!
A princess gown and krown! Alas itz too big fur me...
but Fake Princess really LURVES it!
Which is furry handy
bekoz she doesn't move around much
and da krown won't falls off!
Allso, maybe now hur will stop pestering me fur klose to ware!!
Fangu so much, Auntie Sweeney!
Now Fake Princess won't be nekkid!
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Here is a preview of the exciting winter line of Feline Fashions!
Oh my! Chocolate & Roses! I think I has a seekrit admirur!
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Well, it'z been a long day fur me!
I gotzed myne nightie on now...
and myne dolly...
and all reddy fur bed!
M-m-m-m...my nightie smells lyke da
lavender & catnip sachets my Meowmie put in myne trunk!
Good night! Sweet dreams!
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My most beyootifullest klose, kustom handmade for me, kum frum:
Heer iz da link to hur shop! Pauline's Fashions
And I haf my own line of jewelry now!
Heer iz da link to my shop! Glamour Puss
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