Pookie for President!


Pookie is throwing his hat into the ring
for the 2008 presidential race!

A Chicken in Every Pot & a Car in Every Garage!



This is Pookie's campaign slogan he plans on using!
(He sorta borrowed it from Herbert Hoover...)
Pookie has already made some headway in providing cars
for the many cats in his constituency.
By the way, Pookie wants to know
"....chickens don't vote, do they?"

Laws Pookie Will Introduce:



It has come to the attention of the kitties,
that this country needs a law to enforce an official afternoon siesta.
You know, like they have in civilized countries!
Make no mistake: There has been far too much pointless running around!

Marley on a Harley



This is Marley, Pookie's campaign manager.
Pookie is providing cars for every cat in America,
but Marley requested a Harley instead.
Enjoy, Marley!!!

Pookie Promises a Car in Every Garage!



Here is a happy voter! The Princess Sadie Bell loves pink
and requested a pink car. She just received her new car today!
She is definitely going to show her support on election day!

Pookie Will Legalize Catnip!



Pookie says, "Our jails are overcrowded with cats,
incarcerated for distribution and possession of catnip!"

He says, "Legalize catnip!"

YOU may say, "But Pookie! Catnip is already legal!"

Pookie says, "oh!!.... well.........NEVERMIND!"

Pookie says, "No More Taxation!"

Pookie says, "Long ago, humans realized you shouldn't put taxes on food!
Yet, they have continued taxation of cat food! It is so unfair!
We shall band together and outlaw this unjust taxation!
Here, you see a kitty from a more socially advanced nation, where cat food is NOT TAXED!
This will be our goal."

Pookie's Proposal to Clean Up the Environment



Pookie says, "Although this issue has seemed to perplex humans,
there is a very simple solution.
We will pass a law that litterboxes MUST be scooped twice daily!
With that, all our environmental issues are solved!"

Questionable Activities?



A certain factor in Pookie's constituency, namely, the family dog,
states he doesn't think he can vote for Pookie
since he believes Pookie "abuses catnip".

Pookie's reply: "But DUDE! I DON'T INHALE IT!!!"

Marley steps up to the podium to endorse Pookie:



"uh...well...thank you, Marley...please be seated now!"

"So.....kitties unite and VOTE FOR ME!!"


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