Welcome to the Exclusive Hat Emporium!
Come in! We value our Discriminating Patrons!
"Hmmmmm....look who just dragged in!"
"A bunch of cats!"
"YOU wait on them, Goldie!"
"C'mon girls! Don't be shy! I LOVE this green satin one!"
"Do you girls like this one on me?"
"Hmmmmmm...I don't know...does this hat come in blue?"
"Oooohhh! I LOVE this one!
"What do you think, girls?"
"Is this my color?"
"I like this color!"
"Lilac's not quite right, either....."
"Maybe it's the style that's wrong..."
"I really like this pink one!"
"Awwww...isn't this cute?"
"This one is nice...."
"I like red!"
"THIS is the one! I LOVE it!"
"Now all da gurls will SEE I am da Hansum Borg Abowt Town!"
"Lunch is on me, all you luffly gurls!"
"We're going for lunch and a show...
of Oscar de la Kitteh's latest fashions!"
"Ohhhhh...that Oscar de la Kitteh is a true artist!"
"Yes, such beautiful gowns!"
THE END