Charlie Whut-Fur, P.I.

Trixie: "Mr. Whut-Fur, We need yur help! Our best frinds, Luna an' Wilmer iz missing!"

Charlie: "Always at yur service, Madame! I'll need a deskription..."

Stella: "What fur?"

Charlie: "Yes, datz da name, Ma'am! Butt Ize still need a deskription!"

After receiving a complete description, Charlie gets right on the case!

"Hmmmmm.........
Yes.......Yes....."


"It wud appear a feline and a canine, met breefly....
and then depozited SOMETHING in da sewer!"

"No wait! It COULD be dat da two were
HYDING in the sewer! Hmmmmmm....."

"OR...it could simply mean dat da two uv dem
were obsessive-compulsive, and didn't want to step
on da sewer lid!!

"Oh HO!! Just az Ize suspeckted...someding in heer!
Dere iz a cell fone, an address book, and sum flee shampoo!"

"Now, whut duz all diz meen?", Charlie ponders...
and then he heads for home, trying to piece together the clues...

Meanwhile....

"Ewwww!!! I hate hydin' in da sewer, Wilmer!"

"Iz da coast kleer, Luna?
I wuz fur sure dat dog katcher saw us!"

"Iz OK now! Boy, aren't we smart!
We hyded da flee shampoo so we'ez don't has to has flea baths!"

"Yeah, and she kant call for mor cuz we hyded da fone and da fone book too!"

"Yeah, let's go home now and goes to sleep, jus lyke we neffer left!"

Charlie Whut-Fur does his best deductive reasoning in the middle of the night!

Mr. Whut-Fur: "...and so I deduced, Mr. Whut-Son, dat da cat and da dog
(who, by the way, are a littel obsessive-compulsive....)
were coming home frum the veterinarian's office,
quite frightened owt of dere minds...
and took shelter in da sewer
when someding frightened dem, and dey bolted from dere
leaving their packages, and thankfully, made it home!
Of course, I returned dere lost items for which dey were grateful!"

Mr. Whut-Son: "Oh! I am so sure dey were grateful to get dere items back!
What a clever cat you are, Mr. Whut-Fur!"

"Anudder kase solved!....Well, back to wurk!"

THE END

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